Sarge’s Boots clunked up and down the aisle of the boarding ship.
“Listen up you flowery, misbegotten, dandelion stringing, tea sipping girl’s blouses. This will not be a tea party, so stow your best china and be on full alert”
Private Mac Sorkemski Designation X9356201 yawned. All of a sudden Sarge’s manky teeth were directly at his eyeline.
“Am I boring you Private Sorkemski?!”
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